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11:30am September 17, 2014

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

11:30am September 16, 2014

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

10:00am September 16, 2014

malachaibarker:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

This has been a public service announcement

How about you go fuck yourself and let people enjoy what they want.

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Tough guy hiding behind a screen. Lolz. Tollz feeding trollz. Good job bruh. You make fun of people to feel better about yourself. Thank you for helping set back humanity a few years. Grow the fuck up and get a job. Oh wait, wasn’t that your advice?

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I’m enjoying feeding this troll. Let’s see how high his standing is on a social media site because people ‘like’ his posts.

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i’m loving these madden gifs

11:30am September 15, 2014

thewinterfilbert:

Okay, but Bucky completely owning his metal arm.

He’s been back for a couple of weeks when Steve asks if he wants to go shopping. Bucky always loved looking dapper and put together, so maybe it’s time to find his look for the 21st century. Nat tries to take them, but Steve is very proud of his newfound fashion sense and insists he take Bucky (Nat is like “okeeey >_>” but lets them go and stalks them through the mall ready to leap out and tackle them if they buy anything too atrocious).

Bucky LOVES it. He loves the scarves, he loves the skinny jeans, he loves that clothes are made with spandex so nothing binds as much. He loves sleeve tabs and canvas jackets. Zippered boots and striped pullovers. It’s a good thing it’s Memorial Day sales because he and Steve buy out half the stock.

And as soon as they get home Bucky pulls out the scissors and systematically cuts the left sleeve off everything.

Steve is standing there like hundreds! of dollars! of merchandise! please at least hem the wovens

And Bucky just looks at him. “I’ve got a METAL ARM, Steve. Nothing’s gonna top that look.”

Bucky completely owning his metal arm, the symbol of everything Hydra destroyed and took from him, and everything he. took. back.

10:00am September 15, 2014

“It’s never, never, never the woman’s fault. No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman. No means no. […] The one regret I have is we call it domestic violence as if it’s a domesticated cat. It is the most vicious form of violence there is, because not only the physical scars are left, the psychological scars that are left. This whole culture for so long has put the onus on the woman. What were you wearing? What did you say? What did you do to provoke? That is never the appropriate question.”

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Joe Biden on Today this morning (h/t Joy)

6:16pm September 14, 2014

aimmyarrowshigh:

There are two little boys outside my apartment building playing Captain America and Winter Soldier, and — I’m not even IN MCU fandom, but this seems very accurate — they are just taking turns carrying each other to an imaginary safe-zone, bridal style.

6:14pm September 14, 2014

chrisevanssource:

Playing it Cool - Official Trailer #1 (2014)

6:11pm September 14, 2014

Stucky things I am about:

summersteve:

  • Bucky+messy buns
  • Steve coming into his bisexuality as he sees the acceptance of LGBT in the 21st century
  • Bucky using old timey vocab like “dame” and “swell”
  • Bucky using old timey vocab like “dame” and “swell” while helping Steve with the finer points of customizing his ipod/laptop/security system/insert modern technology here 
  • Stevie”
  • Steve and Bucky getting kicks out of formerly “risque” activities, i.e. holding hands on the subway, kissing in restaurants, and other conservative public displays of affection 
  • Steve and Bucky being that annoying couple in the Avengers tower that have to be all intertwined on the couch anytime they sit down
  • Bucky “accidentally” buying all of Steve’s running pants a size too small. “These modern sizes Stevie, they get me all muddled up I swear.” *ass slap*
5:01pm September 14, 2014

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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4:37pm September 14, 2014

silly-grl:

trickztr:

silly-grl:

Ave Maria, gratia plena, get him out of this war, and if you’ve gotta take someone then take me, because I’ve got nothing real to go home to but he’s got a girl now and I can see the hope written all over his face when he sees her. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, pray for us sinners, but don’t spend too much time on my immortal soul, because not even divine intervention can help me now. I know when to walk away from a fight and trying my damnedest not to need him was a losing battle.

aks,dask,dasjlk WHAT IS THAT FROM???

FROM A LONG WINTER

THAT FIC THAT I CAN’T SHUT UP ABOUT EVEN IF I WANTED TO AND THAT MY SPIRIT WILL STILL BE CRYING OVER WHEN I’M BURIED UNDERNEATH THE GROUND LMAO anyway it’s linked if you click the first letter of the quote :))))

oh god this fIC

it is WONDERFUL

4:08pm September 14, 2014

►    "you’re a punk." "jerk."

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4:06pm September 14, 2014

dulect:

when people say years young instead of years old

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4:05pm September 14, 2014
funkybug:

scary post 4 u blog

funkybug:

scary post 4 u blog