ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
if you say you didnt read this in their voices, you’re lying to yourself
IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:
These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.
They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.
if someone close to you starts sneezing louder than usual, be cautious. this is a classic warning sign of the onset of dadness. if they are still approachable at this stage, it is possible to test how far The Dads has progressed by saying “im hungry” within earshot of the target. if they reply with a hearty and menacing laugh and say “nice to meet you, hungry!” then it is already too late.